I like money

Lil: Grammy, do you have any money? I like money.
Grammy: You know money is the root of all evil.
Lil: WHAT?!?
Grammy: Money is the root of all evil.
Lil: My dolly doesn't like evil. She is scared of it.

Xander's Dream

I was 4 and 3/4. I wasn't an angry bird, but I was chasing real angry bird piggies. All I could find was the cheese factory with some cheese-people making cheese. I could only find a little bit of piggies. I went to the piggie factory and that's where I found a little bit of piggies. I found a mustache piggy, or mustache cheese-person. My mommy and Lil went to a fun park and we ate our gogurts, and I went to go play, and when I got out it turned into a water park. We didn't have our swimming suits so we couldn't go in. And we went in and just watched the kids play on the edge.

Huh?